January 2012
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stormcloud:
i think its deplorable that some police departments are terribly underfunded while the government has dedicated valuable resources to create separate branches of police such as fashion or grammar
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desudouche:
oops i m ade a spelling mistake better report to the authorities
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madcatterv2:
you know what jesus i’d die for everyone’s sins too if i could come back three days later don’t act like what you did was so impressive
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lightbuld:
real talk this is the best picture on the internet
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hi im jake: When Gay People Attack →
stormcloud:
i can remember it like it was just yesterday. it was a tuesday, i believe. i was shopping at tj maxx when suddenly a young gentleman approached me. “can you follow me back to my car? i need some help jumping it” he was obviously a homosexual as he was wearing a rainbow ski mask. he looked honest…
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I am an African-American woman. I went on a blind date with a white cisgender male (which should have been a warning sign right there), and after the date was over he said, and I quote, “I’m sorry, it’s nothing against you, I’m just not ready for a serious relationship or anything right now.”
Made me feel angry, taken advantage of, and stereotyped. How dare he reject me based solely on the...
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stormcloud:
after i decided to be gay, i had to get my legs amputated to stop it from spreading to the rest of my body. ill never walk again. please help to stop gay from destroying more lives like mine.
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Night of the Living Dead 2: Night of the Living...
stormcloud:
A horde of deaf people rise from the dead and stumble around very confused, complicating things for all they encounter
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don’t be fooled by my beautiful exterior i also have a perfect personality
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neopetporn:
a fart is the scream of a trapped poo
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lilkimluva:
If im not in your crushes let me know right now so i can block and report you for harassment
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operator: 911 what's your emergency
me: i need to file a missing persons report
operator: ok what's their description
me: well he looks like what a boyfriend looks like please help me find one
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stormcloud:
my mom walks into a bar and the bartender says “do you accept your sons sexuality” and she says no
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dog: *barks*
me: i understand completely. i can only get married in new york too.
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the KKK
stormcloud:
a group of hatred?
or a group of love for potassium?
we may never know
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stormcloud:
After extensive research, scientists conclude the once hypothesized tiny man in your ear, playing your eardrums to produce the sounds you hear, does in fact not exist. The entire scientific community is at a standstill.
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man: give it to me straight doc. how long do i have?
doctor: id say you have about 6 inches. you came in here complaining about a boner that actually went away in the waiting room. furthermore this isn't even that kind of doctor, this is a vet clinic. go home.
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leisures:
What does a nosy pepper do?
Get jalapeno business.
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people in my chemistry class: bromine is an element lmao!!! come at me bro!!! cool story bro!!!
i do not say anything because i killed myself
